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BN banks on five-year track record to win fence-sitters at Melaka polls

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·1 Nov, 10:45 am
BN banks on five-year track record to win fence-sitters at Melaka polls — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Barisan Nasional is using their five-year Melaka track record to win over fence-sitting voters.

The UNHINGED Take

Five years of mediocrity is hardly a CV; it is a confession. Trying to sell this recycled rubbish to fence-sitters is peak delusion from a party allergic to actual relevance.

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Reaction GIF for BN banks on five-year track record to win fence-sitters at Melaka polls

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COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10

Five years of mediocrity is hardly a CV; it is a confession.

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Five years of mediocrity is hardly a CV; it is a confession. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/bn-banks-on-five-year-track-record-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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