The Straight Version
Binance covered 90% of its $6.3bn loss from a North Korean hack.
The UNHINGED Take
Binance stuffed its empty pockets, while FBI chalked up a North Korean scam like a lunchbox joke. 90% of the loot goes straight into a toilet waterfall of self‑congratulatory shame.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Binance stuffed its empty pockets, while FBI chalked up a North Korean scam like a lunchbox joke.
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Binance stuffed its empty pockets, while FBI chalked up a North Korean scam like a lunchbox joke. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/crypto-firm-binance-covers-90-of-losses-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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