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Some 320,000 demonstrators take part in largely peaceful protests across France

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 09:34 pm
Some 320,000 demonstrators take part in largely peaceful protests across France — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

In France, 320k protesters took to streets, claiming to battle cost‑of‑living, while govt said mostly peaceful.

The UNHINGED Take

They all swaggered till the French rat chefs turned soup and the police let them off with a baguette-for-no-reason handshake. Saw 320k robbing the economy while the empire cried for rent.

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They all swaggered till the French rat chefs turned soup and the police let them off with a baguette-for-no-reason handshake.

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They all swaggered till the French rat chefs turned soup and the police let them off with a baguette-for-no-reason handshake. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/some-320-000-demonstrators-take-part-in-largely #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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