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Daylight robbery at a Damansara Damai jeweller, RM300,000 gone

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·31 Oct, 01:51 am
Daylight robbery at a Damansara Damai jeweller, RM300,000 gone — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

A thug armed with a knife stole RM300,000 from a Damansara Damai jewellery store.

The UNHINGED Take

Putam perih, vanished with RM300k, leaving the jeweller's cash as empty as a politician's promises.

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The Bottom Line

RAGGED HEIST / 10

Putam perih, vanished with RM300k, leaving the jeweller's cash as empty as a politician's promises.

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Putam perih, vanished with RM300k, leaving the jeweller's cash as empty as a politician's promises. RAGGED HEIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/daylight-robbery-at-a-damansara-damai-jeweller-rm300 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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