The Straight Version
28 Melaka nomination centers opened 9 am Oct 31, but supporters vanished, leaving hollow halls.
The UNHINGED Take
Sir, the whole Bah Samar action is a ghost‑town marathon—candidates chasing phantoms, bureaucracy chewing taxpayers like durian pit. Melaka’s political circus has turned into a stand‑up klaxon of bungling.
The Bottom Line
Political Zombie / 10
Sir, the whole Bah Samar action is a ghost‑town marathon—candidates chasing phantoms, bureaucracy chewing taxpayers like durian pit.
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Sir, the whole Bah Samar action is a ghost‑town marathon—candidates chasing phantoms, bureaucracy chewing taxpayers like durian pit. Political Zombie / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/supporters-out-by-7am-as-melaka-candidates-file #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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