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Dessert cafe Choco Loco, duo charged over illegal franchises

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·2 Nov, 05:56 am
Dessert cafe Choco Loco, duo charged over illegal franchises — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Choco Loco director and former director charged for illegal franchise agreements without registration approval.

The UNHINGED Take

Choco Loco's 'royal' brigade treating licences like syurbi—cheap. They slapped ‘franchise’ on contracts, yet forgot register—like selling moonlit drive‑thrus without a licence. It's a sugar disaster!

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Choco Loco's 'royal' brigade treating licences like syurbi—cheap.

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