The Straight Version
Donald Trump reportedly offered UFC head Dana White the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants to trade briefing notes for cage fights because the White House isn't chaotic enough already. Absolute circus behavior from two steroid-fueled ego maniacs playing pretend government.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD CIRCUS / 10
Trump wants to trade briefing notes for cage fights because the White House isn't chaotic enough already.
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Trump wants to trade briefing notes for cage fights because the White House isn't chaotic enough already. BRAIN DEAD CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/donald-trump-wants-ufc-fighters-as-assistants #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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