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Free water, 25,000 homes, jobs for young among BN-PN polls pledges

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·6 Nov, 11:20 am
Free water, 25,000 homes, jobs for young among BN-PN polls pledges — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

BN and PN have unveiled a joint manifesto for Melaka featuring cash handouts and job promises.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says desperation like bribing voters with imaginary RM30 billion promises while praying the rakyat forgets your past failures. Absolute classic pandering from these muppets.

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TOTAL DELUSIONAL SCAM / 10

Nothing says desperation like bribing voters with imaginary RM30 billion promises while praying the rakyat forgets your past failures.

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Nothing says desperation like bribing voters with imaginary RM30 billion promises while praying the rakyat forgets your past failures. TOTAL DELUSIONAL SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/free-water-25-000-homes-jobs-for-young #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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