The Straight Version
Kenyans were charged in a $130 million scheme using stolen identities to defraud US student aid programs.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so cooked you think stealing student loans from a country you have never stepped foot in is a viable career path. Absolute masterclass in speedrunning a federal prison sentence.
The Bottom Line
PROFESSIONAL SCAMMER FAIL / 10
Imagine being so cooked you think stealing student loans from a country you have never stepped foot in is a viable career path.
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Imagine being so cooked you think stealing student loans from a country you have never stepped foot in is a viable career path. PROFESSIONAL SCAMMER FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/how-kenyans-got-caught-in-130m-us-ghost #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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