The Straight Version
The Philippines' Mayon Volcano erupted, spewing ash plumes 3,000 metres into the sky.
The UNHINGED Take
Nature is literally purging the planet with a massive fiery middle finger while everyone just watches the clouds like a bunch of panicked muppets.
The Bottom Line
APOCALYPTIC DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
Nature is literally purging the planet with a massive fiery middle finger while everyone just watches the clouds like a bunch of panicked muppets.
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Nature is literally purging the planet with a massive fiery middle finger while everyone just watches the clouds like a bunch of panicked muppets. APOCALYPTIC DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/philippines-raises-alert-as-mayon-volcano-erupts #NZElection202
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