The Straight Version
Japan is proposing a massive ¥80 trillion defense budget for 2027, nearly doubling their current five-year military spending.
The UNHINGED Take
Tokyo is speedrunning bankruptcy to LARP as a global superpower, burning through billions like a bunch of panicked muppets terrified of their own shadows.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL ECONOMIC HARA-KIRI / 10
Tokyo is speedrunning bankruptcy to LARP as a global superpower, burning through billions like a bunch of panicked muppets terrified of their own shadows.
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Tokyo is speedrunning bankruptcy to LARP as a global superpower, burning through billions like a bunch of panicked muppets terrified of their own shadows. TOTAL ECONOMIC HARA-KIRI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/japan-weighs-us-500bil-defence-spending-plan #NZElection
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