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Police arrest man at Penang airport over RM3.2m cannabis bound for London; RM1.05m drugs seized in Jelutong

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·2 Nov, 11:38 am
Police arrest man at Penang airport over RM3.2m cannabis bound for London; RM1.05m drugs seized in Jelutong — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

A man was arrested at Penang airport with 40kg of cannabis worth RM3.2 million.

The UNHINGED Take

Thinking you can float 40kg of weed through an international airport like a budget mule is peak Jelutong brain rot. Enjoy trading your freedom for a lifetime of prison porridge.

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BRAIN DEAD MULE / 10

Thinking you can float 40kg of weed through an international airport like a budget mule is peak Jelutong brain rot.

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