The Straight Version
Melaka officials announced plans to transform Kota Laksamana into the new state capital over five years.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a swampy reclamation project needs a capital status upgrade instead of fixing the actual gridlock. Peak delusional politician energy trying to rebrand a concrete wasteland while the existing city rots.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF MONEY / 10
Imagine thinking a swampy reclamation project needs a capital status upgrade instead of fixing the actual gridlock.
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Imagine thinking a swampy reclamation project needs a capital status upgrade instead of fixing the actual gridlock. COLOSSAL WASTE OF MONEY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/melaka-plans-five-year-push-to-transform-kota #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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