The Straight Version
MetMalaysia issued a continuous rain warning for four states lasting until this Wednesday.
The UNHINGED Take
Dust off your sampan because MetMalaysia is basically just telling us to drown in style. Another week of monsoon misery while the drains remain as clogged as the government's brain.

The Bottom Line
UTTER DRAINAGE DISASTER / 10
Dust off your sampan because MetMalaysia is basically just telling us to drown in style.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Dust off your sampan because MetMalaysia is basically just telling us to drown in style. UTTER DRAINAGE DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/metmalaysia-warns-of-prolonged-rain-in-four-states #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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