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Muslim who took part in non-Islamic rituals publicly declares repentance

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·5 Nov, 09:28 am
Muslim who took part in non-Islamic rituals publicly declares repentance — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Aliff Daniel Adli publicly repented after participating in non-Islamic rituals at the Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah Mosque.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine needing a formal press release to tell God you messed up. Imagine being twenty-one and still needing mommy to hold your hand while you apologize to a building.

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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE ART / 10

Imagine needing a formal press release to tell God you messed up.

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