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Penang studies Third Link bridge as alternative to undersea tunnel, will seek port commission feedback

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail·2 Nov, 05:57 am
Penang studies Third Link bridge as alternative to undersea tunnel, will seek port commission feedback — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Penang Govt studying Third Link bridge to replace undersea tunnel, will ask Port Commission.

The UNHINGED Take

Penang’s puppet ducks ring out a bridge grand plan, yet ask Port Commission to clap to dopamine—banking cliffs while taxpayers catch a free flight on a mirage.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Penang’s puppet ducks ring out a bridge grand plan, yet ask Port Commission to clap to dopamine—banking cliffs while taxpayers catch a free flight on a mirage.

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Penang’s puppet ducks ring out a bridge grand plan, yet ask Port Commission to clap to dopamine—banking cliffs while taxpayers catch a free flight on a mirage. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/penang-studies-third-link-bridge-as-alternative-to #NZEl

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