The Straight Version
Penang Govt studying Third Link bridge to replace undersea tunnel, will ask Port Commission.
The UNHINGED Take
Penang’s puppet ducks ring out a bridge grand plan, yet ask Port Commission to clap to dopamine—banking cliffs while taxpayers catch a free flight on a mirage.

The Bottom Line
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Penang’s puppet ducks ring out a bridge grand plan, yet ask Port Commission to clap to dopamine—banking cliffs while taxpayers catch a free flight on a mirage.
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Penang’s puppet ducks ring out a bridge grand plan, yet ask Port Commission to clap to dopamine—banking cliffs while taxpayers catch a free flight on a mirage. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/penang-studies-third-link-bridge-as-alternative-to #NZEl
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