The Straight Version
Russell Brand found guilty of rape and three sexual assaults, four crimes total.
The UNHINGED Take
Brand’s jokes are now court transcripts—his audience no longer laughs, just shudder. Bro, you’re the real punch, not the one on stage.

The Bottom Line
WRATHFUL CASUALTY / 10
Brand’s jokes are now court transcripts—his audience no longer laughs, just shudder.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Brand’s jokes are now court transcripts—his audience no longer laughs, just shudder. WRATHFUL CASUALTY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/russell-brand-guilty-of-rape-three-sexual-assaults #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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