The Straight Version
Japanese football boss Kozo Tashima will challenge Gianni Infantino for FIFA president, joining ex‑Spurs defender Ramon Vega.
The UNHINGED Take
Tashima assumes he’ll nail the world’s biggest soccer dummy, but Infantino’s got more ambition than a squid on a head‑crack. FIFA board’s about as serious as a karaoke night in a nursing home.
The Bottom Line
JUDGING ICE‑CREAM / 10
Tashima assumes he’ll nail the world’s biggest soccer dummy, but Infantino’s got more ambition than a squid on a head‑crack.
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Tashima assumes he’ll nail the world’s biggest soccer dummy, but Infantino’s got more ambition than a squid on a head‑crack. JUDGING ICE‑CREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/top-japan-fa-official-to-stand-against-infantino #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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