The Straight Version
Det Supt Andy Furphy said he hoped other potential victims would gain "courage" and "confidence" from the guilty verdicts.
The UNHINGED Take
"Russell Brand is being investigated over two new rape complaints, police say" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Russell Brand is being investigated over two new rape complaints, police say" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Russell Brand is being investigated over two new rape complaints, police say" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/russell-brand-is-being-investigated-over-two-new #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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