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Several European flights receive bomb threats, some divert

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·5 Nov, 10:10 am
Several European flights receive bomb threats, some divert — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Multiple European flights diverted or landed under military escort following a series of bomb threats.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending your life savings for a European getaway just to spend your vacation sharing a cramped plane with a panic attack and an F-16 escort. Total clown show in the skies.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE AIRBORNE DISASTER / 10

Imagine spending your life savings for a European getaway just to spend your vacation sharing a cramped plane with a panic attack and an F-16 escort.

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