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US sanctions Indian and Turkish firms accused of helping Iran

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 09:57 am
US sanctions Indian and Turkish firms accused of helping Iran — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

An Indian couple sanctioned by the US for forging ship registries to smuggle Iranian oil via fake flags.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine risking international sanctions just to play dress-up with rusty tankers for the Iranian regime. These clowns really thought Guyana and Laos flags would hide their paper-trail incompetence from the US Treasury.

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AMATEUR HOUR HUSTLE / 10

Imagine risking international sanctions just to play dress-up with rusty tankers for the Iranian regime.

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Imagine risking international sanctions just to play dress-up with rusty tankers for the Iranian regime. AMATEUR HOUR HUSTLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/us-sanctions-indian-and-turkish-firms-accused-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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