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UK to unveil migrant settlement overhaul after months of debate

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·2 Nov, 11:12 am
UK to unveil migrant settlement overhaul after months of debate — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

The UK government is tightening migrant settlement rules following a massive surge in post-Brexit arrivals.

The UNHINGED Take

Brexit was the ultimate buyer's remorse, and now these muppets are desperately locking the door after the house already burned down. Absolute clown show for a sinking island.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Brexit was the ultimate buyer's remorse, and now these muppets are desperately locking the door after the house already burned down.

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Brexit was the ultimate buyer's remorse, and now these muppets are desperately locking the door after the house already burned down. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/uk-to-unveil-migrant-settlement-overhaul-after-months #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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