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10 things to know about applying for 2027 SAN rank

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·29 Oct, 09:01 am
10 things to know about applying for 2027 SAN rank — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

The LPPC is charging lawyers up to N5m in fees for the 2027 Senior Advocate of Nigeria application process.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying millions just to wear a fancy wig and charge clients double for the same useless legal jargon. Peak Nigerian vanity project for hungry bench-warmers who love burning cash.

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EXTREME GRABBY HANDS / 10

Imagine paying millions just to wear a fancy wig and charge clients double for the same useless legal jargon.

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