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Volkswagen to export 300,000 vehicles from China by 2030

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·29 Oct, 08:30 am
Volkswagen to export 300,000 vehicles from China by 2030 — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Volkswagen announced plans to export 300,000 China-made vehicles annually to international markets by 2030.

The UNHINGED Take

VW is officially selling its German soul to Beijing just to keep their failing engines running. Imagine paying premium prices for a glorified Chinese gadget that will probably fall apart before the warranty expires.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE SELLOUT TRASH / 10

VW is officially selling its German soul to Beijing just to keep their failing engines running.

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