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2027: CAN disowns archbishop, restates political neutrality

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·4 Nov, 10:18 am
2027: CAN disowns archbishop, restates political neutrality — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

The Christian Association of Nigeria disowned Archbishop Chivir Chianson for endorsing a candidate.

The UNHINGED Take

You’re a preacher who thought a manifesto was holy scripture—yeah, Chivir, you’re a dead mistake scheduled for a fast-track damnation.

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The Bottom Line

Crisis of Faith / 10

You’re a preacher who thought a manifesto was holy scripture—yeah, Chivir, you’re a dead mistake scheduled for a fast-track damnation.

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You’re a preacher who thought a manifesto was holy scripture—yeah, Chivir, you’re a dead mistake scheduled for a fast-track damnation. Crisis of Faith / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/2027-can-disowns-archbishop-restates-political-neutrality #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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