The Straight Version
92.7% of Lagos pupils say they can handle discipline without a cane.
The UNHINGED Take
Lagos kids crow about 'no cane', but the classrooms still smell like bribed authority. Teachers are still on the edge, waiting for a call‑in for a stick‑cane saga.
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The Bottom Line
MIND BLAST / 10
Lagos kids crow about 'no cane', but the classrooms still smell like bribed authority.
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