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Wike tackles ASUU over UniAbuja land, backs Tinubu’s re-election

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·6 Nov, 02:15 am
Wike tackles ASUU over UniAbuja land, backs Tinubu’s re-election — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

FCT Minister Nyesom Wike has challenged ASUU over its opposition to the reallocation of University of Abuja land, insisting the union has no authority. Read More: https://punchng.com/wike-tackles-asuu-over-uniabuja-land-backs-tinubus-re-election/

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Wike tackles ASUU over UniAbuja land, backs Tinubu’s re speedrunning total brain death: "Wike tackles ASUU over UniAbuja land, backs Tinubu’s re-election". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

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