The Straight Version
Lagos State announces plans to attract German investors, strengthening trade, tech, and education ties.
The UNHINGED Take
Lagos preening like a dog, hoping Germany will cark pennies into its pockets while the termites gnaw at African crumbs. It’s a polite vacuum cleaner to feed oil barrel dreams.
The Bottom Line
KING OF LAZY / 10
Lagos preening like a dog, hoping Germany will cark pennies into its pockets while the termites gnaw at African crumbs.
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Lagos preening like a dog, hoping Germany will cark pennies into its pockets while the termites gnaw at African crumbs. KING OF LAZY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/lasg-woos-german-investors-seeks-stronger-economic-ties #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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