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Abdul El-Sayed did not have to become less Muslim to win

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 07:53 am
Abdul El-Sayed did not have to become less Muslim to win — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Abdul El-Sayed won a political race in Michigan while maintaining his Muslim identity and cultural practices.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking winning a local seat makes you a messiah. Just another politician polishing their halo while the system continues to chop people into suya.

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DELUSIONAL HERO COMPLEX / 10

Imagine thinking winning a local seat makes you a messiah.

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