The Straight Version
British soldiers seized Captain Ajay Pant's tanker in international waters for allegedly violating Russian sanctions.
The UNHINGED Take
The UK is out here acting like ocean pirates to LARP as global police. Absolute clown show trying to enforce boardroom rules with machine guns in the middle of nowhere.
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The Bottom Line
COLONIAL HANGOVER ENERGY / 10
The UK is out here acting like ocean pirates to LARP as global police.
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