The Straight Version
Adeleke, Oyetola, and Tompolo have joined forces to secure 1.5 million votes for Tinubu's 2027 re-election campaign.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams national progress like a militant warlord and two warring governors playing kiss-and-make-up just to keep the status quo feeding on the carcass of Nigeria.
The Bottom Line
SYSTEMIC ROT / 10
Nothing screams national progress like a militant warlord and two warring governors playing kiss-and-make-up just to keep the status quo feeding on the carcass of Nigeria.
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Nothing screams national progress like a militant warlord and two warring governors playing kiss-and-make-up just to keep the status quo feeding on the carcass of Nigeria. SYSTEMIC ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/adeleke-oyetola-unite-to-deliver-1-5m-votes #NZElec
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