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Ekiti recruits 1,522 health workers for PHCs

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·1 Nov, 12:53 pm
Ekiti recruits 1,522 health workers for PHCs — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Ekiti State government issued appointment letters to 1,522 new junior health workers for primary healthcare centers.

The UNHINGED Take

They hired a small army to man clinics that probably lack basic paracetamol and running water. Another classic Ekiti PR stunt to mask the rotting bones of their healthcare system.

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They hired a small army to man clinics that probably lack basic paracetamol and running water.

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