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Police kill robbery suspect in Ogun, recover two vehicles

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·1 Nov, 12:50 pm
Police kill robbery suspect in Ogun, recover two vehicles — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Ogun police shot a robbery suspect in Ota and seized two stolen vehicles and two pistols.

The UNHINGED Take

Ota robbers really brought a butter knife to a gunfight and got deleted for their stupidity. Enjoy the afterlife, you absolute amateur.

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TOTAL SKILL ISSUE / 10

Ota robbers really brought a butter knife to a gunfight and got deleted for their stupidity.

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