The Straight Version
Akwa Ibom State Governor Umo Eno approved a 13th-month pension bonus for all state retirees.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says panic like throwing pennies at the elderly just to distract from the state coffers leaking faster than a rusty bucket. Enjoy the crumbs before the inflation swallows your bank account whole.
The Bottom Line
DESPERATE ELECTION BAIT / 10
Nothing says panic like throwing pennies at the elderly just to distract from the state coffers leaking faster than a rusty bucket.
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