The Straight Version
President Bola Tinubu sent a congratulatory message to BusinessDay publisher Frank Aigbogun on his 70th birthday.
The UNHINGED Take
Tinubu is busy penning love letters to media moguls while the economy chokes on dust. Another day of sycophants patting each other on the back while the rest of us suffer.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
Tinubu is busy penning love letters to media moguls while the economy chokes on dust.
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Tinubu is busy penning love letters to media moguls while the economy chokes on dust. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/tinubu-congratulates-businessday-publisher-aigbogun-at-70 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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