The Straight Version
Anambra govt says Soludo's roads aren't substandard, blaming potholes on nature.
The UNHINGED Take
Lights, camera, pothole! Soludo's well-built roads only sprout sinkholes when he's not watching. Feats of civic practice, or a slip-slide shenanigan? Drive-through disaster for tourists.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // POTHOLE CIRCUSGIF
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Lights, camera, pothole!
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Lights, camera, pothole! CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/anambra-roads-under-soludo-not-substandard-and-8212 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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