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Como thrash Lens 9-1 in record-breaking Champions League rout

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·4 Nov, 11:17 pm
Como thrash Lens 9-1 in record-breaking Champions League rout — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Como beat Lens 9-1 in Champions League, thumbing French club into dust.

The UNHINGED Take

Como ate Lens like spoiled akara, Douvikas scored a hat‑trick; Frenchsters left in a puddle of their own humiliation.

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The Bottom Line

Lens in a puddle /10

Como ate Lens like spoiled akara, Douvikas scored a hat‑trick; Frenchsters left in a puddle of their own humiliation.

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Como ate Lens like spoiled akara, Douvikas scored a hat‑trick; Frenchsters left in a puddle of their own humiliation. Lens in a puddle /10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/como-thrash-lens-9-1-in-record-breaking #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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