The Straight Version
CDC flags >5k measles cases, highest in 35 years, 60% kids infected.
The UNHINGED Take
CDC’s measles surge is a right‑click horror. Kids cough, adults doubt vaccines, while politicians trade jokes like street‑food—blame the ‘prevention’ sticker on the plate.
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The Bottom Line
SOURNESS TRIBE / 10
CDC’s measles surge is a right‑click horror.
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CDC’s measles surge is a right‑click horror. SOURNESS TRIBE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/cdc-reports-more-than-5-000-measles-cases #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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