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Paraguay’s Santiago Pena under arrest, new president Pedro Alliana sworn in

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 12:31 am
Paraguay’s Santiago Pena under arrest, new president Pedro Alliana sworn in — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Santiago Pena is arrested; Pedro Alliana is sworn in after Ueno Bank collapse.

The UNHINGED Take

Pena locked; Alliana swooped; Ueno Bank hit the floor still leaking cash corruption like an endless faucet.

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The Bottom Line

SNAKE IN POOL / 10

Pena locked; Alliana swooped; Ueno Bank hit the floor still leaking cash corruption like an endless faucet.

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Pena locked; Alliana swooped; Ueno Bank hit the floor still leaking cash corruption like an endless faucet. SNAKE IN POOL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/paraguays-santiago-pena-under-arrest-new-president-pedro #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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