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City Boy Movement targets Lagos polling-unit mobilisation

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·6 Nov, 02:08 am
City Boy Movement targets Lagos polling-unit mobilisation — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

City Boy Movement installs ward execs in Lagos West 1 to mobilise voters for Tinubu.

The UNHINGED Take

Tinubu's gorged City Boys in Lagos West 1, now they pull votes like herd of chickens; every ballot a free lunch, but the cattle are still hungry for more cents.

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The Bottom Line

BRAINHOP POOP / 10

Tinubu's gorged City Boys in Lagos West 1, now they pull votes like herd of chickens; every ballot a free lunch, but the cattle are still hungry for more cents.

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Tinubu's gorged City Boys in Lagos West 1, now they pull votes like herd of chickens; every ballot a free lunch, but the cattle are still hungry for more cents. BRAINHOP POOP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/city-boy-movement-targets-lagos-polling-unit-mobilisation #NZ

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