The Straight Version
Binance lost $6.3 billion to a North Korean hacking group identified as TraderTraitor.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing billions to a hermit kingdom that still uses dial-up internet and rocks stone-age tech. Binance is just a glorified piggy bank for Kim Jong Un to fund his next missile test.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine losing billions to a hermit kingdom that still uses dial-up internet and rocks stone-age tech.
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Imagine losing billions to a hermit kingdom that still uses dial-up internet and rocks stone-age tech. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/crypto-giant-binance-hit-by-6-3bn-hack #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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