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Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising?

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 08:36 am
Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising? — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Brent crude prices remain elevated sixty percent above pre-war levels despite global oil supply recovering.

The UNHINGED Take

Oil cartels are laughing all the way to the bank while your wallet gets dry-cleaned. They invent excuses to squeeze you for every kobo while the market is literally drowning in supply.

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SCAM OF THE CENTURY / 10

Oil cartels are laughing all the way to the bank while your wallet gets dry-cleaned.

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