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Declare Drugs Insecurity in Country, Pharmacists Urge FG

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ThisDay Live·7 Nov, 02:36 am
Declare Drugs Insecurity in Country, Pharmacists Urge FG — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

PSN declares drug insecurity in Nigeria, urging the federal government for action.

The UNHINGED Take

PSN screams drug havoc, but FG still trades pills like lottery tickets while the rich get a free vaccine, leaving doctors with counterfeit bullets.

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BLOOD THIRSTY / 10

PSN screams drug havoc, but FG still trades pills like lottery tickets while the rich get a free vaccine, leaving doctors with counterfeit bullets.

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PSN screams drug havoc, but FG still trades pills like lottery tickets while the rich get a free vaccine, leaving doctors with counterfeit bullets. BLOOD THIRSTY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/declare-drugs-insecurity-in-country-pharmacists-urge-fg #NZElection2026 #U

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