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I abandoned my PhD in Nigeria after three days in kidnappers’ den — UK-based researcher

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·7 Nov, 02:05 am
I abandoned my PhD in Nigeria after three days in kidnappers’ den — UK-based researcher — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Dr Ayodeji Afolami abandoned his PhD after a three‑day kidnapping on his Ogun farm in 2021.

The UNHINGED Take

He abandoned PhD after three days of kidnappers, turning his Ogun farm into a nightmare rental: Nigeria’s version of horror cinema.

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ABANDONED AND CONFUSED / 10

He abandoned PhD after three days of kidnappers, turning his Ogun farm into a nightmare rental: Nigeria’s version of horror cinema.

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