The Straight Version
Manchester United forward Benjamin Sesko is sidelined until January due to a shin injury.
The UNHINGED Take
Typical United business: splashing cash on hospital beds instead of trophies. This club is a cursed retirement home for overpriced legs.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CIRCUS ACT / 10
Typical United business: splashing cash on hospital beds instead of trophies.
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