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FULL LIST: Highest-scoring matches in Champions League history

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·5 Nov, 06:43 am
FULL LIST: Highest-scoring matches in Champions League history — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Headline cites 8-4 Dortmund win as top Champions League score.

The UNHINGED Take

Dortmund burst 8-4, feeding Legia a 12‑goal salad. Football ghosts keep bragging; fans cry inside the punishment cages.

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The Bottom Line

SCORED BLIND / 10

Dortmund burst 8-4, feeding Legia a 12‑goal salad.

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Dortmund burst 8-4, feeding Legia a 12‑goal salad. SCORED BLIND / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/full-list-highest-scoring-matches-in-champions-league #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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