The Straight Version
Senate scrutinises Tinubu's $7.7bn loan request.
The UNHINGED Take
Tinubu, you sweetbread, still dey sweet billions while the country starves. Senate dey scrutinize your N10.79tn loan like a max wat? They know you gide for other loans like you no $.

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Tinubu, you sweetbread, still dey sweet billions while the country starves.
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Tinubu, you sweetbread, still dey sweet billions while the country starves. CHEAP HYPE BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/senate-considers-tinubus-n10-79tn-foreign-loan-request #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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