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Ikeja Electric apologises for failing 20-hour power supply target

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·5 Nov, 11:49 am
Ikeja Electric apologises for failing 20-hour power supply target — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Ikeja Electric failed to provide the promised 20 hours of daily electricity to Band A feeders.

The UNHINGED Take

These vampires charge premium rates for darkness and think a pathetic apology covers their incompetence. Their generators run better than their excuses.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE UTILITY SCAM / 10

These vampires charge premium rates for darkness and think a pathetic apology covers their incompetence.

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These vampires charge premium rates for darkness and think a pathetic apology covers their incompetence. ABSOLUTE UTILITY SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/ikeja-electric-apologises-for-failing-20-hour-power #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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