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Insecurity declining in M’Belt, Abuja-Kaduna road now safer — Dogara

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·6 Nov, 02:09 am
Insecurity declining in M’Belt, Abuja-Kaduna road now safer — Dogara — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Dogara claims Middle Belt insecurity dropped, Abuja‑Kaduna road safer under Tinubu’s rule.

The UNHINGED Take

Tinubu’s ‘safer roads’ are a joke; the only thing moving faster than the crime is his promises—barely reaching us before politicians fall flat.

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Tinubu’s ‘safer roads’ are a joke; the only thing moving faster than the crime is his promises—barely reaching us before politicians fall flat.

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