The Straight Version
Israel's president forces Eisenkot to form a government after election stalemate.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot now captain of a ship that Netanyahu's crew can't dock. Israel's presidential office turned into a carnival clown jugglin’ potholes.
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The Bottom Line
POLICY BONK BRAIN / 10
Eisenkot now captain of a ship that Netanyahu's crew can't dock.
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